Facts Make You Go Hmmm Funny
20 things that make you go "hmmm"
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Did you ever wonder about these sayings? Hmmm.
Rated 9 points - posted 12 years ago by dspsfarm in category Other.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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If you switch the 'W' with 'T' in When, What, Where you get the answer to each.
top 5 for sure
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If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
31 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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5.
If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?
Hmmm?
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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
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If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
Who knows why things are called what they are called? Hmm.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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9.
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Another "hmmm" moment from Steven Wright
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If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
14 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 2 comments
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If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
Good question!
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Why is a building called a building if it's already built?
It really makes you go hmmm
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13.
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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14.
If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in?
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15.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
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In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
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If you say your stupid, then someone dumber than you calls you stupid, whos the stupid one?
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chicken meat is called chicken, duck meat is called duck, rabbit meat is called rabbit. But why is deer meat called venison, cow meat called beef, and pig meat called pork
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20.
if a tree falls in the forest and no one heres it does it make a sound?
no one knows the answer
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21.
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?
A "hmmm" moment from Steven Wright.
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22.
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
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23.
Why are there brail buttons on drive-thru ATM's ??
A very good question that no one ever thought about from Kerry with a K
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24.
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
3 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
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If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
3 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
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Is it called sand because its in between sea and land?
2 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
27.
Say this to bullys
If they say "bitch" to u say "bitch is a dog and dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are buetiful"
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Lol
If they say "bitch" to u say "bitch is a dog and dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are buetiful"
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If there are 60 seconds in a minute, and 60 minutes in an hour, why aren't ther 60 hours in a day
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30.
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
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Bully: well well well if it isn't the new kid/ new kid: well well well if it is a spoiled brat/ bully: what did u call me!?/ new kid: spoiled brat are u deaf
Say this is u are bullied on your first day of school
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